The Ultimate Vampire Resource and Directory

The Popes Exorcist

If I were you, I would get my heart right with God. And you need to do your fighting in prayer! And you need to kick the real enemy out of your home with the word of God.

War Room

You have the ability to not only save your soul today, but your sight. All you have to do is click the dial across the five positions, and you will live to see another day. You have sixty seconds.

Saw X

It's not illegal to bribe congressmen. They starve otherwise.

Lincoln

I'm running this monkey farm now, Frankenstein, and I wanna know what the fuck you're doing with my time! 'cause if we're just jerkin' off here, I'm gonna have my men blow the piss out of those precious specimens of yours, and we're gonna get the hell out of here, and leave you and your highfalutin asshole friends to rot in this stinkin' sewer! Is that food enough for ya?

Day of the Dead

That's why I joined the army. To be different. To get away from all this. Don't matter where you go, there's always some cunt with stars and stripes who wants to push you about.

Quadrophenia

Prometheus got gored. So will you, you rapacious rat bastard.

Jurassic World Dominion

There's nothing noble about crushing desperate men.

Dragonheart

I killed Baterman's fucking dog. Now we gotta get Timmy.

Pet Cemetary - Bloodlines

I'm here on the Lord's work, Mrs. Snell; spreadin' the gospel of God's salvation through Christ's blood!

Carrie

That was a brilliant analysis. Sam, throw these dum-dums overboard.

Road House (the new one)

I must say, if I had the grievous misfortune to be a citizen of this benighted country, I should be the most hesitant at offering any criticism whatever of any other.

It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World

What is wrong with you? The fuck is wrong with you? Hey! Hey, I'm talking to you, you fuck!

I dont know

“The world changes, we do not, there lies the irony that finally kills us.”

Restless

That is strength, boy! That is power! What is steel compared to the hand that wields it? Look at the strength in your body, the desire in your heart, I gave you this! Such a waste. Contemplate this on the tree of woe. Crucify him!

Conan the Barbarian

Screw you, you stretch-faced, Robocop looking, Skeletor wannabe, purple nurple piece of...!

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3

Doug, honey... you wouldn't hurt me, would you, sweetheart? Sweetheart, be reasonable. After all, we're married!

Total Recall

Huh? Uh, it's-- it's not a butt. It's a lamp! In the shape of the Love Crater Meteorite, my greatest-...

The Bad Guys

What can I say, I'm substance over style.

Beastly

We just- uniform- We just need to make our new lesbian friend feels welcome. For Larry.

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Summoning Sylvia

But today, the ceremony of the sun gives no comfort. Today, an emperor lies dying. Today, a new emperor must seize the throne.

The Dark Crystal

Give Cujo my best.

The Breed

You're killin' me Smalls! These are s'more's stuff! Ok, pay attention. First you take the graham, you stick the chocolate on the graham. Then you roast the 'mallow. When the 'mallows flaming... you stick it on the chocolate. Then cover with the other end. Then you scarf. Kind of messy, but good! Try some!

The Sandlot

"Take this quarter. Go downtown and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face."

Uncle Buck

Well I just look like I fuck, you know what I mean? I look like I fuck. And that's the vibe I like to put out there.

Bodies Bodies Bodies

All the world will be your enemy, Prince of a Thousand enemies. And when they catch you, they will kill you.

Watership Down

Every time I survived a war zone, I thought I was sending a warning home - "Don't do this". But here we are.

Civil War

I know what you must be thinking. "Poor little rich girl, what does she know about misery?"

Titanic

Oh, great. Now it's my dick that's killing me.