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1 shot Southern Comfort® peach liqueur

1/2 shot grenadine syrup

7-Up® soda



Heightened senses eh? Who wouldn't want a bit of that? Hear the whispers of the cute blond at the end of the bar? Maybe hear what your friends are saying about you or smell the fear of an enemy? We got you covered. This potion will do all that and more. Just drop shot glass of s.c. into lowball glass mixed with 7-UP and grenadine. Drink it fast. This potion is sweet tasting but when used liberally can cause a most mysterious transformation of your senses. The Blood Clot slows your blood flow to a level wherein your senses become more pronounced. The more you drink, the more your blood flow slows and the more your senses are heightened. Pretty soon, that old lady smoking Pal Mals and smelling like death ALL the way across the bar smells like she's right next to you. The lights overhead become excessively bright owing to your new sense of sight. Things taste different...you can taste the porkchop you had last night mixing with the drinks tonight and your best friend sounds soooo loud, you'd swear he had to be yelling in your ear.





Side Effect: There's a bit of targeting issues with the Blood Clot effects. Your senses are definitely heightened and that's an amazing success of the power in this potion. Unfortunately, you will likely struggle with what specifically you WANT to see, hear, smell or taste. Why is it always the really sweaty bartender that you smell and not the roses outside. Why does your newfound sense of taste pick up the taste of the bile in your throat and not the sweet taste of success. Well I'm afraid that's just par for the course. With enough experience, you can learn to better manipulate your senses but really really rank smells will always jump to the foreground and you're just gonna have to deal with that. So this may cause extreme nausea when taken in high doses. It should also be noted that tasting last nights meal can often lead to a very violent extrication of it if it's still in your stomach.

1/2 oz absinthe

1/2 oz Goldschlager® cinnamon schnapps



Pour both ingredients, in equal parts, into a shot glass, and shoot. This particular potion is firey and has a rather strong licorice flavor it mixed properly. If one can obtain true absynthe as directed, the mystical properties of this concoction will make themselves known to the user. The potion is meant to make a user lighter on their feet. Removing the effects of sore muscles or tired legs. Rather than walking you more or less float around for a few hours or more (depending on the amount of doses). Ahhh the delight of just gliding around through the swirly swirly air of the night. Feet inches above the ground. All the pressures of the day and stresses of your life just lifted off your shoulders as you're lifted off the ground.



Serve in:

Shot Glass



Side Effects:

You're floating. It's nice. It feels like there's no limit to how high you can float. You feel utterly weightless...You think you could almost fly...that's to be expected...This potion may give the user the BELIEF they can fly...WARNING...this potion DOES NOT give the user the ABILITY to fly. Any attempt at flight can only result in the painful removal of the potions properties. At ground level, this just makes you look like an absolute dumb ass. On balconies or roof tops...this will flatten your stupid body on the sidewalk below like bird shit.

2 oz Captain Morgan® Original spiced rum

10 oz iced tea



Sometimes, potions are designed for a very simple effect. This potion is meant to lower your body temperature as a defense against high temperatures in your immediate area or unusually temperate climates. Mix well, and pour over ice. This was the potion of choice by pirates when a hot day prohibited the more liberal use of straight rum or other spirits. Legend has it that the famous Jean Laffite had a New Orleans witch create the brew as a means of tempering the hot climate of the south where he often raided ships and sold his booty (treasure - not the booty that's still sold in New Orleans today). The witch...being an exceptionally smart and learned master of magic and potions...mixed his usual rum with iced tea and promptly headed into town for a muffaletta sandwich. But no matter, for Jean Laffite found her potion to be a complete success and he thanked her by teaching her the finer points of keel hauling.



It should be noted that repeated use of this potion does lower it's affect...meaning that it ceases to keep you really cool. However, it should also be noted that by then, the lowered effect is transversely related to how much you care. So no real worries there.



Serve in:

Collins Glass



Side Effects:

It should also be pointed out that while the effects of this potion can effectively lower your body temperature temporarily, excessive use or unusually high doses will significantly enhance the effects of any heat the next day. Add to that it's rather innate ability to completely dehydrate you and you'll find that things will look pretty damn bleak if tomorrow is hotter than today. Keep that in mind if you're looking down the barrel of a heat wave. Now if your shipping out to sea for piracy and you just need something to tide you over whilst at port, you might be ok...if however, your crawling around your living room floor in your underwear and wondering why you still don't have central air conditioning and why someone won't just kill you and get it over with...well...god help you lad.

3 oz Captain Morgan® Original spiced rum

3 oz Kool-Aid® Cherry mix



There are potions that are meant for you and there are potions that are meant for those around you. This is one of the former. What we like to call a 'target potion'. Got someone giving you trouble? Perhaps a fella coming on a bit too strong or a guy that thinks he's the new tough man at the BBQ? Well the Bloody Vampire is meant to negatively affect the balance and general equilibrium of those you give the potion to. It can be helpful if you later need to try to peel the said target off of you or slap the bastard silly. The general point being that if things get physical in a bad way, why not have the other a little less on his feet already right? So you offer them a Bloody Vampire. Because of the rather tasty nature of this potion, you should have little trouble convincing your target to take it. However, also due to the tasty nature of this potion, you may find yourself having a few rounds yourself. Just remember, if everyone drinks the potion, then no one gains the advantage so the idea is for you to NOT drink this one. Pour the spiced rum and Kool-Aid into a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes. Shake well, pour into a highball glass (incl. ice) and serve. This potion is intended for repeated dosage. Highly repeated dosage - so keep em coming.



Side Effects: Increased levels of dosage can also affect the mood of the target. The fella your were going to box may end up thinking you two have been buddies for years. The sleazy pick up artist may find that he's now truly in love with you. Hell, the fella you were going to box may find he's now truly in love with you. Potions do strange things. It's your call whether or not you let that change your intentions of wiping the floor with the silly fuck. Dosage can very greatly from target to target. Not enough and their balance may hardly be affected...too much and their consciousness may be affected.

1 oz Chambord® raspberry liqueur

1 oz vodka

1 oz cranberry juice



This potion is meant to ease the pangs of hunger a vampire can experience between feedings. It is especially useful for the neophyte vampire as feedings can be fewer and farther between. The potion has been designed to emulate both quality of blood and the energy within. Though I'd hesitate to say that this flavor is really exacting as compared to a decent O Negative, it's pretty tasty nonetheless. You could always add salt and iron to try and adjust for a more realistic blood flavor. I don't really recommend that though since salt and iron would tend to just make this potion taste like bile and you'll throw up but you're going to do what you need to eh?



Combine ingredients in a shaker over ice. Serve as shots in an old-fashioned glass. That's a pretty big shot but you need a lot of energy. The potion will keep you happy and bring back some of that vavoom that you've been missing. Did I say this potion will keep you happy? I meant this potion will have you grinning from fang to fang and really you'll find yourself the life of the party even if you're standing in a room full of the walking dead...no pun intended.



Side Effects:

Since this potion is designed to affect your bloodstream, it does have an effect on your own blood. This potion can make your blood so delicious that you find other vampires showing an interest in YOUR blood over their usual human herd. Should you be in the habit of using a donor, you may find your donor talking about role reversal or taking a bite of you.



Not to worry, your blood is slick with liquor and should now have enough alcohol in it to put down a would be predator before you succumb to them completely from blood loss. If you've been drinking this potion like I do, you'll have enough alcohol in your blood to put down a vampire elephant so really...no worries.