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11:37 May 23 2011
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I adore K, but she came in the other day and when I said hi how are ya, she said ..."I have cancer" then walked calmly to the coffee room.



Now I don't have too many smarts but that's not normal is it ? So I bumbled in after her sat down both of us quiet for a while.



Then I said, that's a bitch, took you ages to give up smoking too. More silence then we fell about laughing the both of us.



She has a long road ahead of her, but she wont journey alone her friends will walk by her side.

15:32 May 21 2011
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I opened an account on Twitter ages ago just to see what the hoo ha was all about, then I got bored with it have'nt been back since, forgot my password etc.



However now I hear that thousands of users on that site are writiing the name John Terry...the name of the man who took out an injuction to stop his girlfriend mentioning his name as it may upset his wife !



The law lords here are going to be forced to rethink the whole injuction thing...about time too.



Now the twit wants to sue twitter....demanded the names of all the people who wrote about him...did'nt realise then there would be thousands of em, so congrats to all of em who stood up for freedom of speach.



Back to the mundane, I pulled a sickie on Friday, the Borg Princess who said she wanted to have an overview of my job which meant she's been driving me nuts for two weeks can have it...on her own, actually I was helping her, guess she found out what it's like I don't anticipate any more nonsense of that kind out of her.



Hopefully Pat will be back to work Monday, normal will be such a relief :)

15:38 May 02 2011
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While I was otherwise engaged yesterday, I missed my yearly bash on the head with an air filled pigs bladder.



The blow, usually delivered by an old man whose clothes are decorated by bells and ribbons are usually administered to the woman of child bearing years.



I have puzzled about this in the past but now realise the amount of booze drunk by the Morris-men of our local town pretty well makes any female a fair target.



The fact that they weave more than they actually dance and the use of those sticks they fight each other with indicates that it's only a matter of time before they are arrested on a charge of disturbing the peace and actual bodily harm.

02:22 May 02 2011
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Did a dog sitting spell today while Phil went car-booting.



Pesky dog knows whenever I show up her beloved master takes off, she gives me such terrible looks and goes into a decline which lasts hours.



A tad boring, both Phil and I are getting over a bug ( I'm willing to swear an oath he gave it to me first, no matter what he says )