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It's Borked's happy birthday his big three O

But he's so shy did'nt want people to know

He forgot about pet power and his family of three

Crinkle, Cam, Mac....ohh and me

We thought him deserving of a verse or two

And if you knew him like we did you would too

He's a whizz with coms and techno gadgets

And microsofts greatest trial

Whatever he steals he steals it with style

He does'nt get drunk and sing sea shanties

But does love ladies animal print panties

So raise you glass and give him a cheer

Borked have a lovely birthday my dear

--Sinora